tiny cock

A mature man with a cock smaller than a young boys - generally under 3" soft and 5" fully erect. Tiny cocks should never be allowed inside any woman's pussy unless she is totally wasted.

Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.

by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006

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cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.

Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.

by Jrubadub November 3, 2011

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Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

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I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

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Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

The act of having your female sexual partner squat over your penis as she ejaculates, and then the male partner ejaculating upward shooting both ejaculates in and around the female's vagina.

Last night i tried to do a pussy juice cock cannon on my girlfriend.

by Taco Night May 18, 2010

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