COD O'clock

Time to play Call of Duty.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Fool, it's COD O'clock. *insert MW2 disk*

by ninjawu May 28, 2011

Snack o'clock

In an office setting, this is a time that snacks are comsumed and it is usually around 3pm.

Yo, what the hell is going on? It's half past snack o'clock (3:30) and i don't see no snacks!

by OFWG May 13, 2006

Tik Tok o'clock

when it is tik tok o'clock it is time to make a Tik Tok. Time to get creative and choose a good sound and get on the for you page! when someone says Tik Tok o'clock you know whats bout to go down

Barry: What time is it?

Sarah: Tik Tok o'clock!!!!

Barry: AYYYYYYY b

by obeewankenobi February 20, 2019

biological clock

1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL

"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"

by Buck June 20, 2004

cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'

Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

6 o'clock Shadow

The stubble on your balls when you miss a shave.

I'm being poked by my 6 o'clock shadow.

by Northside Johnny December 8, 2012

shot clock

When an individual manages to fit both the testicles and entire shaft of the penis in their mouth all at once. The goal is to see how long one can hold the contained "junk" in one's mouth.

Man, last night Lisa let me drill a buzzer beater before the shot clock expired.

by T. Stockton July 28, 2007