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Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.
Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"
by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009
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New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.
Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.
by New England clam bake December 17, 2018
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Baked Alaska

When Devlan comes over to hang out.
It’s about time for a Baked Alaska.
by Shebyosbtk February 9, 2019
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baked vagina

a chick who has a vagina thats resembles DAN BEMKEY face
a Baked Vagina is basicly Dan Bemkeys face or if he pulls down his pants
by Dave B for president February 24, 2009
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Bread has been baked

Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?

Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.
Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
by Christian Breton January 5, 2009
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Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.
Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.
by Hooyahdeepsea January 12, 2009
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