lying on poop

Aka lop

When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.
Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.

Michael: your school be lop so much.

Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.
by I can't Ainsley Harriot April 13, 2016
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Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.
That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.
by Bada bing sfv October 07, 2019
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Poop-Dicka

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl
by Jawnson2 October 30, 2020
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the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
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Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet
Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.
by poopypants9000 June 05, 2011
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poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.
Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon
by degeneyah November 01, 2022
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Death Poop

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!
by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017
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