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knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.
by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019
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Lauren Walker

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
Lauren Walker is always so nice
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019
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Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.
JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.
by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020
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Lil Wanker

When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs
Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020
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Brandon walker

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker
by Cummins cider June 16, 2020
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Oliver Walkered

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.
Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.
by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020
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Bot-walker

When some has absolutely no clue what’s going on. Day dreaming or just being an absolute retard.
That James kid is real bot-walker
by Jaborial killer December 24, 2020
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