The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

Wheeler

A small town in Wheeler county located in the panhandle of Texas. Named after Royal Tyler Wheeler, this town in known for Alan Bean, Texas county, and for having tons of drinking, even though it is in a dry county.

I live in Wheeler. MLIA

by Rhyme-over-polka December 5, 2010

shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

by G Diddy April 7, 2004

wheeling

The act of kissing or making out with someone who you aren't in a relationship with

Guy 1- Yo are and Kathy dating?

Guy 2- Nah man, we're just wheeling

by TheOneWhoKnocks 4Times February 26, 2017

Wheel of Sex

(Noun)

A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.

How to play the "Wheel of Sex":

1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.

Vanessa: Damn, Mark and Nathan both want to fuck me but I don't know who to pick!

Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!

by Dank_nmemes July 31, 2017

Rusty Wheelbarrow

Two parties engaging in a Rusty Trombone while wearing 70's-style, lace-up rollerskates. Both people are in motion on their skates; speed to be determined by participants.

"Honey, I prefer the intimacy of the Rusty Trombone, but tonite the danger of the Rusty Wheelbarrow is the only way I'm going to climax."

by The Dharmabums May 30, 2006

Square Wheels

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

by SteveRainey October 18, 2009