Toolshed

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

by koruptone August 5, 2009

toss fuck capacity

upon entering a venue of a night, you find it is full of undesirables ie.. TOSSERS. FUCKIN TOSSERS.

"perhaps we made a mistake comim here tonight steve, its full of tossers".Yes mark,its TOSS FUCK CAPACITY.

by kingofflah August 29, 2006

Tootsie Roll

Where you stick it in a girl's ass and it comes out covered in a girl's fecies, resulting in looking like a yummmy tootsie roll!

I got tootsie rolled by my girl!

by Tellers December 21, 2008

tootsie pop

another name for penis; particularly given to those named alonzo

in a faint voice she said with meat curtains wrapped oh so tight...I cant feel your tootsie pop

by big momma May 2, 2005

Girl named Toss

A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).

Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!

by JC December 20, 2004

Yorkshire Bagle-Toss

Its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube.

When i was banging the BWTF the other day she finished me off with the best Yorkshire Bagle-Toss I've ever had!

by Walter Dumiharter December 23, 2008

toss the tangerine

to have sexual intercourse with a random person or people.

Man, I'll toss the tangerine so hard you'll be like "mmm, look at that!"

by M.A.K. December 7, 2010