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Teared

“js no gng, teared gng.”
by kamped up December 21, 2025
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Trail of Tears

A local phrase referring not to the forced displacement of roughly 60,000 Native Americans from between 1830 and 1850, but instead to the predictable emotional fallout when bartenders at Willie Beamons realize they’ve once again fallen for Logan. Often marked by misty eyes, heavy pours, and coworkers saying “don’t do it” far too late.
Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.
by Corey Daul December 26, 2025
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funeral tears

The tears that start forming in your eyes at a funeral even if the person who died is not a person you care about.
Yo, pookie! My mom forced me to go to my grandfathers' sister's son's funeral and I got funeral tears. I didn't even know he existed!
by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026
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Orphan Tears

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
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tear

Shayla - “Girl why Tre asked to spin the block again? I told him boy tear!”
Money - “Tearrrr”
by mymydae March 20, 2023
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trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
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maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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