shipping

bitch we should all know it by now. shipping is where you randomly make 2 people in a relationship although their aren't at all

bitch ass kid: guys look this dude is cheating on the person in front of him with the person behind him.
guy with actual sense: dude stop shipping me you fucking asshole
bitch ass kid: HoW Is ThAT ShIPpInG
guy with actual sense: U LITERALLY MADE ME IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP DUMBASS

by Tokyo Gilbert September 5, 2022

Sapping

To partake in eating one's "seed" put of an orifice (preferably vagina), after nutting inisde of a partner.

"Everytime I nut in my girl, I start sapping her and it drives her CRAZY!"

by eatinasssmokingrass January 31, 2023

Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

shipping

a literal sin

person: i'm shipping two characters that have nothing to do with each other!
person 2: tracks down person 1's ip address and nukes person 1's house

by cooldude2144 November 13, 2022

Shipping

Delivering a package to someone else over land.

The shipping for my Amazon package was longer than usual.

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv May 27, 2023

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.

“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”

by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023