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Noodle Salad 

When a group of guys put their flaccid dicks in one guys mouth.
Or a delicious salad usually made up of cold noodles, chopped veggies, and dressing.
Greg had noodle salad at his 10th annual college accapella reunion.
Noodle Salad by Bakedcookie420 April 24, 2016

fart salad 

When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.
Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.
fart salad by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017
Literally a green salad that has been warmed up, either intentionally with a microwave, or more likely through neglect such as being left in a hot car.
Nick was noted for unpopular culinary opinions which included hating fries and preferring hot salads.
Hot Salad by DoughboysFanJohn September 21, 2017

Lifes a salad and ima toss it 

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

nigger salad 

that nigga likes nigger salad
nigger salad by nigger bob October 24, 2007

pink salad 

the action, post pink sock, in which someone sucks (or licks) the affected area. Similar to a tossed salad except to the prolapsed rectum
Dude, after her anal plundering and subsequent pink sock I went ahead and ate the pink salad.
pink salad by rrogers October 18, 2008