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retard diarrhea

After a verry long time period of having retard constipation you explode and say/do retarded things uncontrollably.
That class was so long, I had to sit there quietly afterwords I got really bad retard diarrhea .
by NatalieWine August 4, 2007
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retard kid at hyvee

a retarded kid who works at hyvee and bags groceries and always hits on my sister. my sister--- emily b
OMG the retard kid at hyvee waved to me again today.
by blink fanatic March 11, 2005
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math retard

One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.
Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...
by notoriouswat January 31, 2009
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retard

Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
by whatserface January 6, 2009
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retard

someone you can see every single morning in the mirror
You: whos that retard behind the glass?
Me: It's your reflection, RETARD!
by michaelanyways April 12, 2007
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full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.
Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.
by cariboulou2013 November 6, 2009
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