redneck

One who lives in a rural area and acts accordingly.

Johnny is a redneck because he lives in a rural area and acts accordingly.

by Co3y April 23, 2007

Reece-das Touch

(idiomatic) n perj. {antonym of midas touch} the ability to make anything you do a complete failure simply through your presence.

'women were intelligent but they kinda have the reece-das touch'

"man i viciously and brutally beat my wife yesterday....she has the reece-das touch when it comes to cooking"

by El Presidente 22 October 30, 2008

Redneckical

Redneckical (adj.) of or related to being or becoming a redneck and you can't help yourself no matter how hard you try. You like to watch Cops. You consider owning a handgun recreation. Your favorite athletes are professional wrestlers. And you think Ted Nugent should go back on tour this summer. You, my friend, are redneckical!

Your new pet is a rooster? You're so redneckical!

by Jonny no H June 12, 2010

Redneck Rap Battle

When two auctioneers go head to head.....

When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.

by skint217 November 6, 2010

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011

Redneck Zombie Hunting

A drinking game where you play Left For Dead 2 with your friends. Everytime someone kills a special zombie such as a smoker, spitter, jockey, charger, hunter, or boomer you drink your beer. If a tank appears and is killed, you chugg your beer.

My friends and I got really drunk playing redneck zombie hunting

by CoachEllis October 6, 2011