The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.
A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012
Get the pre-festival crammingmug. Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
Get the pre-party ejaculatemug. The opposite of post nut clarity.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 4, 2020
Get the Pre Nut Nonsensemug. When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.
“Were the bars busy last night?”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
by JBeez__ April 14, 2020
Get the Pre-Game Purgatorymug. Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.
I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
Get the pre-cough swallowmug. by Pre Black Friday November 25, 2014
Get the pre black fridaymug. The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.
John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
by megatorial May 19, 2009
Get the Pre-pupmug.