nigga, please

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

Please don't feed the animals

Short: PDFTA

Successful rock group from London, UK.

Characterized by their sick guitar player Scott Langford, naked bass player Eric Lamb, female beat player Kae Takemura and energetic vocalist Oskar Hall.

Can be seen in many famous bars and clubs in and around London and in larger arenas in a few years to come.

Girl 1: Have u heard please don't feed the animals?

Girl 2: Yeah, they are amazing! And they are all sooo fit too...

Girl 1: I kno! They make me wanna touch myself!

by PDFTA:er December 27, 2009

Plended

Plended a shortened/slang term for pleased and or pleasantly.
Originating off of a common British exclamation "splendid"

"I am doing quite plended, you?"

by Pandamonium101 August 28, 2018

dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

Thank you please

It's proper bo!

Penny Smith made me do a sexwee

Thank you please

by Fookin Mel B December 10, 2003

clit pleasurer

Someone that can give girls multiple orgasms by playin with their clit.

RAFAEL is a very good clit pleasurer.

by CLIT_PLEASURER817 July 17, 2007