Alan Martinez

one of the sweetest guys out there, but is really hot asf

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: yup

they: they single?
me: no lol

by axisiting March 8, 2021

Angel San Martin

A God-given gift to this earth. Selfless, loving, and fun.

"Ugh my boyfriend is such a jerk, I wish I had an Angel San Martin"

by loveinaBooth May 3, 2010

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Smile

Also what the heck does coopr mean

Person 1: Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band?

Person 2: smile

by averagesaxplayer February 19, 2022

dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

cum martini

swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers

Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.

by honeyiscool March 24, 2008

Arabian Marching Band

A combination of an Arabian Mudslide and a Rusty Trombone.

My girlfriend was giving me a rusty trombone last night, so i surprised her by spinnig around and giving her an Arabian Marching Band.....She loved it!!!

by Seyekoh August 10, 2006

andrew martinez

A occasional participant in the asian basketball classic. He is considered by many to be a rising star in the event but as of yet he has not yet developed enough unorthodox moves (sometimes known as doc moves).

One day andrew martinez might win the asian classic

by Bertrand McNally August 13, 2006