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international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
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Internet Memes

An internet meme is a photo,video,or plain text that makes one person laugh which then he/she reposts the thing that was funny and then more people repost that and make it viral. Once it is viral, it is now a internet meme that people can copy, edit, and do whatever they want to it to make it even more funny.
SHUT UP MOM IM TRYING TO LOOK AT INTERNET MEMES YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.
by RkoIsLife1738 November 4, 2015
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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016
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Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
by Cloud November 16, 2003
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2000s Internet

The state of the internet during the 2000s as well as the rise of social media. This was during a much simpler time where the internet wasn't as prominent as it was in the 2010s and people were actually outside and not glued to their phones or laptops so much.

There was also the birth of many famous websites such as Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Wikipedia, etc.
The 2000s were honestly the best decade for the internet because not only did we get so many iconic sites, but people weren't too obsessed with being online all the time. That's what makes 2000s internet much better than toxic 2010s internet
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.
"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."
by spacekatgal July 13, 2009
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Internetwood

The internet celebrity culture. Based between youtube, myspace, and, blogs. Paris Hilton Is To Hollywood, As TheWineKone is to Internetwood.
People start to go all Internetwood once they get featured on youtube.
by Pop Pop Pop May 14, 2007
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