German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 04, 2018
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German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass
"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"
by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019
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lil german boy

Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting
Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”
by Marixiner October 09, 2023
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German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.
I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .
by LyssaMFB November 05, 2022
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German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.
Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”
by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 03, 2021
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German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.
I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss
by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023
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German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.
I was fully aroused by my German vacation.
by GermanVacationer August 13, 2017
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