Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.

Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.

by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012

face-grinding

Grinding on someone's face.

face-grinding: It's Eating Pussy!!

by sitting on your face December 25, 2015

Your Face is Malicious

The state of being so rediculously ugly, that the mere presence of the person is intentionally disrespectful and harsh to anyone who must view.

Oh my goodness! Where did you come from? Your face is malicious!

by Madison Peighton February 9, 2008

Trump-Face

The smug, smirk one makes when: passing gas, suffering from severe indigestion, holding in a massive bong-hit, or is being an asshole.

I knew I had to vacate the room once I saw your Trump-Face.

DAMN, You hit that shit so hard it gave you Trump-Face.

I confronted that asshole from earlier and all he did was shrug and give me Trump-Face!

by nukima11 July 31, 2016

the face of evil

The Face of Evil is a person who has attempted to destroy your life....after a battle that wages on for years you emerge victorious over her.
The Face of Evil sucks a good cock, has awesome tits and loves to take it up the ass (way more than straight pussy sex), she uses her slut magic on you to weaken you , mysteriously falls pregnant and then attempts to take everything you own!
A crazed whore that gets off on demeaning guys and acting like she is the most intelligent person on the Earth...The Face of Evil!!!!!!

Watch out..you could be next!!

Wow that chick has awesome tits, looks like she is a real cock gobbler and I bet she prefers it in the asshole!!!! Oh shit, that reminds me of ......The Face of Evil!!!!!

by Bum fuzz June 17, 2018

Roller Coaster Face

The act of punching a bitch so hard it gives the face an effect of them going down a roller coaster.

Patrice clocked a bitch so hard he gave her roller coaster face and yelled "six flags nigga"

by Tinkledrinker July 8, 2010

face abuse

When :) someone =) uses ^_^ too :-) many :-D smiley =D faces :D in ^^ one ^_____^ sentence. :(

See above.

by homosexual April 20, 2003