Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

dimerog

A dimerog is someone that masturbates to their self and wonders why they have no friends. Dimerogs tend to have good looks but bad personality. Men dimerogs usually have huge penises and small hands for maximum masturbation.

#BigPenis #masturbate #dimerog

Your such a dimerog.

That dimerog is hard working.

Shellybhola has a crush on a dimerog.

by ShellyBhola January 14, 2018

disperple

to scatter or sprinkle

I like to disperple nuts on the ground for the squirrels.

by Mr. Genius boy December 3, 2017

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Damper Clamper

A fully engorged, amazingly aroused vagina dripping hot liquid silk and on the verge of orgasm.

Her damper clamper started tightening around my ever stiffening cock before coating me with her exploding juices.

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Dimmer

A person who brings negativity to a great (lit) situation.

Damn, I was really feeling that guy until that dimmer walked up to him.

by Word2damadda June 12, 2018

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 23, 2018