Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!

Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.

by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022

Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.

The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.

by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

carpetdick

play a long, drawn out game with this word and you will literally convince them that they’re insane. this word will become a figment of their imagination if you keep up the act.

if you do this tho youre a cruel person.
learned from my own experience

“hey, carpetdick!”
*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou June 1, 2022