Credence

A dude that has the same name of a cheese brand. Also he’s a masher.

Can I have some credence cheese plz

by TiceNits July 12, 2020

snooze-cement

That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.

Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

creamed

The physical sensation of having eaten too much dairy, especially ice cream. Equivalent to being tanked, only with ice cream instead of booze.

Oh, man, Jesse and I got so totally creamed last night. We split a malted, then like two hours later we got two scoops each at Baskin-Robbins.

by Addison July 1, 2006

Clémence

Someone who is your friend but then decides that you aren’t good enough for them
Basically another definition for bitch
Someone who will deny their Insults which, when she actually insults you, you may start crying inside.

A bully who is a girl who deny any fights you challenge her because she can’t actually fight.

Man that girl is such a bitch, she is totally Clémence today.

by Yo whats up April 29, 2019

creamed

The state you find yourself in after smoking joints.

Fuck me hell, i am so creamed

by creamy ken March 20, 2004

Creamenheimer

A series of merry cumshots to the knee making it look like pancakes and chicken wings.

"Yo man I got to give my girl a creamenheimer the other day, it was great"

"Dude that's fucking gross you can get aids that way"

"Bullshit you're just jealous"

"Ok man whatever"

by hugofatass March 3, 2010

Cottage Creamer

A girl who is so fat, she cums cottage cheese!

I got totally beasted on last night. She was a real cottage creamer.

by gooh!!! December 25, 2007