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short bus

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.
You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.
by Aaron May 30, 2003
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driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.
Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.
by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005
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small bus

The school bus that the "special ed" kids would ride. Most often this is used to imply that someone has below average intelligence.
I bet that when you were a kid you rode to school on the small bus instead of the big one.
by ragnar July 16, 2008
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magic bus

A term used generally in the late 60s/early 70s for the hippy bus some kids owned to go get high in, especially during school.
"Hey Wally, wanna take a ride on my Magic Bus during lunch break? It's stuffed!"
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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spacker bus

our car , we call it the spacker bus, was named so by our son from day one.
hyundi atoz our friendly little car
by ray owen July 31, 2004
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booze bus

it never fails, whenever you leave the bar, right there is a booze bus
by calrulz January 13, 2006
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beer bus

A common method of getting home after a long night on the turps. Essentially means walking, however the state of intoxication means that you will usually have no recollection of the journey on the beer bus, but will instead wake up wondering how you got home, undressed and into bed.

Riders of the beer bus may also wake up with a memento of their travels, possibly a traffic cone or road sign.
Jono: How'd you get home last night mate?

Chris: Oh I just caught the beer bus, got home about 4.
by Banana Bender April 17, 2006
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