First world rock bottom 

The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.

-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."

First world rock bottom by Zpridgen75@gmail April 20, 2017

Hittin Rotch Bottom 

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.

This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.

Hittin Rotch Bottom by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

watching the bottom line

Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.

"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.

watching the bottom line by QuacksO June 21, 2019

top text bottom text 

found in intentionally unchanged macro memes

Top Text Bottom Text

top text bottom text by bit125 March 6, 2022

power bottom 

A term coined in the gay community to a bottom that takes control in a sexual encounter. A true, devoted, and complete bottom.

James is such a power bottom! He turns other bottoms into tops!

power bottom by tk99 May 30, 2006

fussy bottom 

A queeny gay guy who is never satisfied with anything and is always complaining about something esp. with sex.

Donny can be such a 'fussy bottom' sometimes. The hot guy he hooked up last night was hung well and he still didn't like him.

fussy bottom by piscesboy311 April 14, 2009

Stealth Bottom 

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.

I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms

Stealth Bottom by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014