alamo splash

a texan style cumshot usually dealt to the face.

i alamo splashed on her face last night.

by your favorite uncle August 30, 2007

Vladdy Spladdys

This is the massive next morning dump you will take upon the cousumotion of mass amounts of Vladimir vodka.

big t.. dude what happened in here

woody..i just took a dump.

big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there

woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys

big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!

woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!

by t-star the great* March 19, 2009

Pineapple Splat

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.

Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!

by pineapplesplattt!! March 20, 2010

The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.

Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."

by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 20, 2013

splaz

ejaculate,blow your beans,bust your man-fat.

i want to "splaz" on shakira's small and humble breasts.

by Mr Massive August 13, 2006