Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.

Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.

by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021

Simone

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up

Person 1: I really need a new friend

Person 2: Clme meet my friend Simone

by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021

shimoni

Meaning- opposite of her girlfriend

Loves her girlfriend more than her boyfriend

Acts innocent in front of her friends and lasts more than 8 hours

Extremely introvert🤌🏻

Has worst record in keeping boyfriends
Has a boyfriend who is like a Toxic husband

Has more fun being lesbian than being straight

Has two friends who she calls bro but aren’t really bro😂🔪
Kisses everyone with shields on/mask
Has best relationship advice and herself has a husband kum boyfriend 🩸🤌🏻

Shimoni is Very naughty and introvert person and has best girlfriend in the entire world

by Ifukuk🤌🏻 December 25, 2021

Simone

A very pretty girl with many friends in her life, cause she is the definition kind. She Lights up the room with her wonderful smile and much boys have a crush on her. She is sometimes very Lazy and doesn't have Desire to learn but her Grades are always good.

Simone is amazing ♡

Girl 1: Did you see her?

Girl 2: Yes, she has such a nice Charisma is very pretty and has an amazing smile.

Girl 1: Yes, you're right.

Girl 2: That must be a Simone! <3

by only.goodvibeshere January 5, 2022

simon

Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny

Simon:hello how are you

by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022