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relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?
Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
by Ampresandman March 14, 2016
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relationshitty

When its complicated and in between friends and a relationship. There scared to go further but both want to.....
Im in a relationshitty!
by average-ethan September 20, 2016
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relationshift

When a couple most commonly first years are just in a relationship to shift each other so they're not fridges
" hey do you think maria and John will last?"
"No its just a relationshift"
by Truthfulshiz September 15, 2016
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Relationshipocrite

(N.) When one partner is guilty of the same things they accuse their partner of doing.
Fred: "My girlfriend got mad at me for feeding the dog chocolate today, but ive seen her feed the dog chocolate many times before"

Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"
by Anus Keithwhore May 14, 2016
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Relationshipism

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.
by littlejervis September 12, 2016
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