3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts

Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.

by lysergia December 15, 2012

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005

pump her

Do cum inside a girls mouth

I had to pump her all night.

by xlmafia March 11, 2003

Pumpkin time

Time to go to sleep, bedtime.

It was past bedtime for my child, and when I found him asleep on the floor with his toys I softly said, "Pumpkin time!" just like my mother used to with me.

by Niyse June 22, 2006

pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.

"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"

by Ed Braun November 4, 2008

pump and dump

A fast, unprotected sexual meeting between two gay men, where the top "pumps" the bottom and "dumps" his ejaculate inside the receiver.

I need to get off, know anyone up for a quick pump and dump?

by LChamp December 9, 2006

pumpkin job

It is a process in which one acqiures a fresh pumpkin, preferably one large enough to be pleasurable. One then makes an incision, with a hole comparable to the size of the member in question. One then guides the questionable member into said opening. Begin to repeatedly thrust and withdraw the fresh pumpkin along the said schlong until sexual eruption occurs.

"Yo dawg last night this mad crazy bitch gave me a pumpkin job that I busted a nut all up in that thang! That vegetable was my bitch."

by Seemour Buttz March 10, 2008