obstinatetrician

A hospital practitioner who specializes in "stubborn" child-deliveries, helping care for cranky newborns, dealing with uncooperative parents, etc.

Rather than trying to deal with everything all herself, Khaila Richards should have consulted an obstinatetrician to help her deal with Little Isaiah's fretting-spells and temper-tantrums.

by QuacksO November 9, 2022

obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.

A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.

by B Zangaro January 31, 2023

obscufiation

/ ˌäbˈsküfïāSH(ə)n/
noun
The action of writing terrible code in order to protect your program from piracy.

"My auth is great, I spent a while on the obscufiation."

by QwertyBored December 11, 2022

obsessipose’ill

Someone who is obsessed with posing like there is something up with them even though there isn’t simply for attention.

‘Your such an obsessipose’ill, you aren’t colour blind!’

by daclm10 January 26, 2023

obsolete

completely useless

To the world, iPhones are not obsolete.

by [Insert FakeName] May 4, 2023

obstroculus

A word which means awkward

Bobbie is being very obstroculus today

by Snoopdoop May 7, 2023

Obsituu

Obsituu is so bad. she is one of a kind and if you look at her all you see is light because her beauty shines so bright. everyone needs her and wants her she is life. we love her.

person 1: Hey have you seen Obsituu today?
person 2: YEAH! I couldnt stop staring shes so sexy i need her i want her shes everything i ever wished for. obsituu pls be with me i love you

by badbitch43212345 May 8, 2023