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Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures
by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022
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Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter
Person: “Hey did u see that jake”
Person: “Yeah he loves that Ginny girl”
by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022
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jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie
holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”
by lucyt123 December 26, 2022
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A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)
"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"
by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022
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