FactualHuman69420's definitions

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Keith

Fat idiot who gets no play no rizz no game no friends no life and gay

Someone “hey is that Keith?”
Someone 2 “who the fuck is that”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022