Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.

I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008

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Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

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hook up

When two people sit in the same car seat. Seat warmers may or may not be involved.

Did you and him hook up last night?

Yup.

by palmarryme November 22, 2011

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Baller-Hook ups

Sweet connections. Good things that one can achieve.

G-moneySnap skoota... That G-money has baller hook ups.

by L-dizzle October 27, 2004

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muff hook

While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!

Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!

by chipaul August 7, 2011

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