Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011

Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

by lowlights June 12, 2011

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.

I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.

by doublesunrise June 22, 2011

Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.

The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.

by melmic November 27, 2012

googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012