Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.

I love touching footballs

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023

Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by уour mum April 2, 2025