уour mum's definitions

iready

a bullshit learning website that will start WWIII

kid 1: why are you jumping off a 20 story building?
kid 2: iready
kid 1: can i join you?

by уour mum December 16, 2023

microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

by уour mum October 23, 2024

school

see: hell

school is hell on earth

by уour mum December 10, 2024

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

fahrenheit

Impractical temperature scale used by my country

someone: It's 80° out
expectation: *burns to death*
reality: nice weather

me: Why am I still alive?
americain: It's fahrenheit 'round dese parts, not celsius

by уour mum July 2, 2025

Emergency Food

See also: Paimon

Traveller: Emergency Food
"Hey! That's even worse than being a mascot!"

by уour mum August 21, 2025