Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Guardian 2: "Yep."
by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
by Dave The Magical Cheese August 05, 2024
Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
by The left sucks March 29, 2018
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To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.
by Neighborhood watch March 25, 2020
A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.
by -Wilf- September 24, 2021