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Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
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convercoaster

When talking to an emotional, or ADHD friend, the conversation will be all over the place.
Him: Anybody ever tell you that you are all over the place when you talk?
Her: yeah - I call it the convercoaster..give me a break - I'm going thru a breakup.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 17, 2022
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convent of mercy academy alpha

A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies
Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you
by JC man>> January 2, 2023
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convertible

That one guy with a toupee everyone knows is a toupee but thinks no one else knows
Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.

Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?

Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
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Convulge

To act on, or to talk about
"I will not convulge with that."
"If you could convulge on the email I sent that would be great."
by TheONLYGandhi July 29, 2023
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Conversation mites

People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation

Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place
Steve: Have you seen the new movie?

Paul: Lol

Fred: Yeah and it was trash

Paul: Lmao

Steve: oh.

Paul: Lol

Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up
by CertainJeff August 27, 2023
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