Todd

A piece of shit who is a loser because his parents don’t love him

Guy 1: yo look at that dude being a dick

Guy 2: he must be a Todd

by Nigggggerhiggggger1347 November 24, 2019

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

by Richard Gear October 25, 2011

Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God

Today is the day rocks!

by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012

Todge Tiarra

Penile decoration of a submissive female often performed by very well endowed dominant male 'studs' in porn films after first copiously ejaculating over said female's slutty face. Done usually to allow a souvenir photo to be taken for both parties and sometimes display on the DVD boxcover. The now soft but still huge 'todger' of the standing stud is triumphantly curved over the forehead of the kneeling cum-splattered slut to form a fetching 'tiarra': a fitting crown for any wannabe porn princess! The stud gains satisfaction from displaying his prowess and sexual power, the lucky slut gets to show off to her friends and family that she's been used by a much sought-after well hung 'trophy' stud. The Todge Tiarra is THE latest penile headgear choice of any ambitious slut who wants to show off her sexual appeal and willingness to be sexually used and degraded for the sole pleasure of oversexed dominant hung males.

Now catching on in the wider world as many guys after fucking fine hos want to keep a handy record of their latest conquest: simply capture the Todge Tiarra (TT) in all its glory by taking a cellphone camera snap after gleefully shooting your load! Collecting TT pics is the new 'in'sport of the modern hung stud!

Yo Dawg, we damn near cut this hot white skank in half! DPing this dirty bitch was the bomb! Now lets glaze her dumbass cute teenage mug like a fuckin' donut and give her a wicked Todge Tiarra to show our homies what a fine piece of fine blond ho we scored tonite! Get yer cell readyfor the TT, Dawg, I'm gonna blow my swollen nuts so nasty, gonna force this skank's eyeballs into the back of her bimbo skull!

by Purplemushroom April 9, 2008

Todobakudeku

My shippppp

I ship Todobakudeku

by Tamaki September 13, 2020

tode

(syn. told) past tense for tell.

a ghetto term used by everyone. a new vocabulary word that will appear in the next dictionary edition 2003-2004.

often used in a situation where someone is right and the other is wrong. the right person would say, "i tode you so."

by Ling III July 31, 2003

toddle

1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle

1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"

by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011