Gorilla Tits

The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.

maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!

by Solace Theory July 23, 2009

Tit bagging

The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.

Man/Woman: "Thanks for the spontaneous tit bagging last night, my mouth has never felt so refreshed".

Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".

by OllieTB May 19, 2009

tit sock

A tube top worn by women to hold and conceal their breasts.

It didn't take me long to get the tit sock off her.

by Kayak Lou November 10, 2008

tit skin

tasty,soft skin behind the areola pail pink to brown.

My day is always better when April lets me taste her tit skin before work.

by J Tren. April 10, 2008

Holy Tits

When a woman has tits so large, they project heavenly light, and even angels sing their praises. You can hear the Casp in Holy Tits.

All praise, the Holy Tits!

by The Slending Angel March 30, 2015

Hot Tits

Something douchebags call girls, thinking they are charming

Guy: Hey hot tits, whats shakinn ;)

Girl: Get the hell away from me you doucher.

Guy: I think she wants me

by Jerrkaa December 27, 2010

pixel tits

n. Any electronically-created version of a woman that finds itself the subject of adoration or lust on the part of its viewers, or the collective of such virtual booty.

His decision to purchase DOA Beach Volleyball was entirely based on his appraisal of its gameplay. The pixel tits had no influence on it whatsoever.

by DeathBySurfeit June 24, 2005