Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

Brain rot

Level 10 gyat will w rizz is so skibidy im her sigma will baby gronx fanum taxing me

This kid has brain rot

by SelimAK_ October 28, 2023

Mercy brain

Mercy brain refers to mercy mains who one trick mercy in overwatch who don’t have the brain capacity to swap to a decent hero after their team is getting absolutely rolled by the enemy team

Teammate 1:hey mercy we aren’t getting enough heals can you swap to bap
Mercy main:No I can only play mercy moira or brig sorry ( ^ ‿^♡)
Teammate 2: typical mercy brain I’m avoiding for free sr

by iamnotAincelimAreddituser December 23, 2022

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

Brain dumping

Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.

Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.

Person 2: Fuck you saying.

by yappestyapper July 19, 2023

Aarush's Brain

gaining a brain that will ascend to the genius level and reach godly intelligence. Signs you may have gotten Aarush's Brain are bigger brained thoughts, you may also notice a massive improvement in your grades at school.

(Person 1) "I got 100 percent on my math test, and I did not study!"
(Person 2) "That's odd usually you fail every test."
(Person 3) "you must have gotten Aarush's Brain."

by The_TrueVortexEater April 11, 2023

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023