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Spencer Pratt

Spencer is a part of the cast of MTV's reality show 'The Hills'. He is the reason the show has not been cancelled. Think about it - if he never started dating Heidi then Lauren and Heidi would still be friends and the show would have no story.

Before he became a part of the cast, Spencer said that he and Brody just decided to date the girls from the show in order to make it interesting. This led to Heidi getting engaged to Spencer and L.C. ending their friendship due to jealousy.

Spencer causes trouble and controversy and that's what makes the show actually watchable. Reality TV needs more people like Spencer Pratt. Some people dislike Spencer simply because they love L.C. and want to have her life, but even they can't deny Spencer is a pimp.
Spencer Pratt is a pimp - he has Heidi Montag all to himself and he get's paid to go to the best clubs LA has to offer.
by FreeWorld808 December 19, 2008
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Shooji Sensei

A very stupid old Japanese teacher that is stupid. She is a typical tiger teacher who is always in your business.
Woman: Ugh! My teacher is ALWAYS in my business!

Man: She’s just such a Shooji Sensei
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pia, courtney, and brittany are the bomb.com/yamom sponsered by awesome!!!
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spence grayson collins

spence grayson collins is the sweetest guy in the universe, he is the light of kari's life and always will be. he completely changed her outlook on life, made her happier than she could've ever imagined, helped her become confident and strong hearted. he is also adored, loved, cherished, needed and wanted, craved and yearned for. spence grayson collins is unimaginably handsome, hot, sexy, adorable, cute, over all an aesthetic pleasure. his personality is one you can spend the rest of your life with, he is very kind and compassionate. without him, there would not be happiness, peace, or harmony in the entire world. he is the balance of good that is so badly needed in this hate-filled planet.
spence grayson collins is my honeybunz (heheh), i will love him until the sands of time are completely emptied. i love you, suki. eternally
by scarykari November 5, 2008
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Spenzel

To Spenzel is to eat something, throw it up, eat it again, shit it out, eat it again, throw it up again, and repeat as many times as wanted.
"Holy shit, Bobby just spenzeled the fuck out of that hamburger."
by A-T0Wn April 5, 2008
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Spencer Anderson

Lazy piece of shit who; lies, steals, manipulates, spends money he does not have, goes into debt, does not work but has a job with unlimited amounts of PTO, doesn’t care that people know he is a lazy bum, doesn’t want his kids to have a good Christmas, and is most likely gay.
God damnit Larry would you quit being a Spencer Anderson??
by Dr. Incredible April 19, 2018
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Spencer

If u are unfortunate enough to bump into a Spencer then don’t listen to a word he says he’s the biggest snake around . A Spencer has blonde Creasy hair blue eyes and a metric fuck tone of spots and is the acne king . He’s a living roumour but most are true he’ll robb your shit and try fuck your shoe . Dont be fulled by his sweet talk as he try’s a lot more then talking trust me . Spencer’s are repeat offenders and don’t learn there lesson when touching up girl is a big confession . He tried it once and he tried again when we he realise that he’s not peng .
“So who are you taking to prom “ Alison

“Ahhh just someone ” Stacy

“Gowan what’s his name”
“He’s called spen”
“Whatt Spencer ? “
“Oh stop it he’s rly cute”
“ you'd kiss that spotty mess “
“Omg he’s not like that we wouldn’t kiss on the first date”
“Oh he’s gonna want more than a kiss”
“Wait wdym more “
“Well his name is Spencer what do you expect”
“He’s not like that
“ you need to realise in his head he does not your consent “
“he’s a lovely person and would never do such a thing “
“Just don’t come back crying to me after hes touched you up”
“Your dragging this way out of proportion he wouldn’t dare “
“Ok then good luck “
“Shut up I’ll be fine “

It was the night of prom and Spencer and Stacy where dancing but then Stacy really needed the toilet and she asked Spencer to come with not meaning inside Spencer saw this as his opportunity as she walked into cubicle one as he tried to follow in aswell but Stacy said no and he kinda laphed as he thought she was just being funny . So he waited at the door for Stacy to be done but then Stacy dropped a massive shit and Spencer heard the incredible splash back and got a raging bonner . All he saw was red and pussy in his head , he booted down the door and tried busting a nut in her ear she was like “ewwww omg no “ so he whipped out his fingers and tried going down low as she was screaming for help but he thought she was enjoying so carried on in anger and had the eyes of a devil .
NEVER TRUST A SPENCER

The end
by Sorrynot September 26, 2018
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