Rancho Santa Fe 

Celebrity homes, million dollar estates, country clubs, private roads, parks, ocean views, wide open spaces

Rancho Santa Fe which is in North San Diego is the nicest neighborhood in California... possibly better than Beverly Hills.

Rancho Santa Fe by Southbayshake November 29, 2019

black santa 

fat bois who bring food everywhere and eat. must have big man titties

nick: who is that?
me: oh that’s black santa with his fat-fuck-food

black santa by noahhayes November 30, 2019

is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.

I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.

is santa real by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017

Ogre santa 

a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.

son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*

Ogre santa by Kikoman_soysauce December 26, 2008

The Santa 

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

The Santa by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Brown Santa 

The act of emptying your sack in to the anal cavity of you partner.

Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...

Brown Santa by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.

Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

Do you believe in Santa Claus? by MathPlus December 25, 2018