Slowment

A slow-moment. A moment when your brain is forgetful or not quite catching on to something.

Sorry, I'm totally having a slowment right now.

by Annapurna February 17, 2017

SlowRun

A slowrun is a run where you try to beat the game in slowest amount of time given

Mario 64, day 56 haven't reached the Time limit for this slowrun, if i pass that limit this will all for nothing, wish me luck.

by Sp00ni September 23, 2017

slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

slowest-er

Slower than slowest

Bob:you slow
Kianna:you slower
Bob:you the slowest

Kianna:you slowest-er

by Khaneka June 8, 2019

slowtart

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

by slowtart December 6, 2020