Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003

road runner

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

by Kev23 September 28, 2005

road runner

Term for shitty wannabe guitarists who choose to play easy music, such as teddy geiger, that involves nothing but chords and strumming. Your typical road runner will often try to play this music for girls to make himself look talented and get laid. While many girls dig road runners, they are amongst the least respected and most disliked guitarists.

Guy 1:"Steve look at kev, what a road runner with his lil bag, going around playing his music''
Guy 2: "yeah what a schmuck, is not cool man *plays teddy geiger*
Guy 1 :"oh steve not you too..."

by John_Theodore_Gayger September 5, 2008

runner

A girl who has or has had sex with some or all members of an organization (a football team, fraternity, etc.)

Mike: That girl Eva ho.
Dan: How u know?
Mike: She's had sex wit a bunch of Kappa's. They call her
the Kappa Runner.

by Ya Know who it be May 16, 2006

homestar runner

He is TOTAL CRAP. Crappity crap crap, that is what he is. Now where is Strong Sad?

Homestar runner is TOTAL CRAP.

by Strong Bad May 7, 2004

road runner

When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.

There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.

by Wile E. Coyote June 11, 2006

running

(verb) that you can do to other people
simalar to using

You're an idoit, Juli is just running your ass.

by Sherrice August 29, 2006