Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 12, 2009
The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out
Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda
by reverses pandoas July 31, 2008
(v) A specific condition that takes place during the practiced art of creeping in which a party leads another party into actively creeping on the first party for the first party's social, financial or sexual gain. Usually reverse creeps' schemes are carefully thought out, to the point of obsession, to maximize the creep factor, and more times than not, the creep factor ends up overriding the master scheme after the true nature of the reverse creeper is reviled. Most often manifests in lonely, nerdy, slightly good looking young males, but has been known to also occur in the corresponding females in rare cases.
Boy: How's that dude you were creeping on?
Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.
Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!
Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.
Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!
by AttilatheNun January 10, 2011
by PogManTommy February 22, 2021
Reverse day is a day of the week that occurs every Monday and which is called “Reverse Monday” and was confirmed on March 28 2006
Today it is reverse day
by Thenameisjeff17530 January 28, 2019
by rachelike89 April 10, 2013
The state of being so hungry that you lose all interest in eating. This state usually occurs when a person first wakes up. The point where you are starving, but the thought of food makes you cringe.
Tom - "Hey Nicole it's time to get up and eat your breakfast."
Nicole - "No, I'm not hungry."
Tom - "You gotta eat something, you just had chips and dip for dinner last night."
Nicole - "Go away, I've got reverse hunger, give me five more minutes."
Nicole - "No, I'm not hungry."
Tom - "You gotta eat something, you just had chips and dip for dinner last night."
Nicole - "Go away, I've got reverse hunger, give me five more minutes."
by Junior13 June 24, 2008