When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
Get the Chub Penguin mug.When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
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Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
Get the Alaskan penguin mug.When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019
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Get the Club Penguin mug.This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
Get the Military penguin mug.One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.
Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!
by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019
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