pizza face

When a persons face has an enourmus amout of pimples on it a very bad case of acne

pizza face pass da blunt

by FATYYONE August 9, 2006

Turkish pizza delivery

when someone shaves their pubes in someones mouth

I did a turkish pizza delivery to that bitch

by KebabaNoHerp January 11, 2017

gunt pizza

A combination of gunt acting as crust, gunt cheese acting as cheese, and menstrual flow acting as sauce to form something like a pizza. Also known as gunt pizza with anchovies, implying the fish-like smell of menstrual flow.

"So did you hammer your wife this weekend?"
"No, man she was on her period and it was like gunt pizza down there"

by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007

pizza tumor

1. A big bubble in the dough, usually found on the crust of a pizza. Often times, this bubble comes out burnt and ruins the appearance and flavor of your pizza.
2. Also a slang term used for an "underground" pimple that can become quite large in diameter and cause redness, similar in appearance to an actual pizza tumor.

1. "Man, this was the best pizza ever! I just wish my slice didn't have that pizza tumor on the crust."
2. John was known all over campus for his terrible acne and disgusting pizza tumors.

by -Wig. October 30, 2007

Pizza Face Blowjob

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.

That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.

by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009

Pizza

The latest addition to the vegetable family.

The U.S. Congress recently announced pizza as a vegetable due to the amount of TOMATO puree inside, of course we all know tomato is a fruit, Oh how we love America

by Beefmcabington November 25, 2011

Pizza Rolls

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.

Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 2, 2016