Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
He can't get his noodle al dente
by Hyyphann February 01, 2020
The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.
by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022
by CupOfLiop October 08, 2020
So, I was really gonna go all out for my anniversary, but I decided just to go with Bucket of Noodles. She broke up with me.
by Jiminy Christmas January 11, 2008
Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?
Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.
Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.
by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012
1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.
2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.
2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
by Jacob January 08, 2003