noodle hair Ronaldo

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

Use your noodle

Using your head

Use your noodle, Sara!

by NoodRac November 6, 2017

Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

chicken noodle soup

a crazy out of control dance, created in Harlem, NY
usually in unisync with another dance called the Tone Wop

Let it ran, now clear it out
chicken noodle soup, chick chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup, chick chicken noodle soup

by Shay Butta June 28, 2006

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

Booty Noodle

A term used to describe the hair of a persons anal area, when it has grown to a decent length and has a accumulated clumps a fecal matter on the hairs.

Ewww! Ed you dont shave your asshole? You definitely have booty noodles.

by trapbaby69 July 7, 2021

Flip Noodle

An idiot who doesn't know much, similar to a dip-dong

Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?

Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.

by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012