Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

mampering

Pampering for a man

I went to the spa this weekend and had a great mampering

by Bibbler July 28, 2016

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016

master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019