belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls

Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am

by Werido fred June 2, 2011

Listy

Derived from the word List.

I am feeling Listy today, meaning I feel the need to write a lot of lists in order to be productive and functional today. Listy.

by CatherineF December 25, 2007

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

listerine effect

when woman is giving a man a blow job his cumshot is so powerful its like an explosion in her mouth.

John:My shot is so powerful last night I gave my wife the listerine effect

by swordfishrocka April 11, 2009

true-a-listic

I dunno. A cross between true and realistic. A kind of useful word.

Meaning: true, honest, really (used to emphasise your sincerity/honesty)

Created by Em Wun and Nickers for fun.

The cheques in the mail and that's true-a-listic.

by em_wun January 6, 2005

listerine slurper

a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.

That nate dawg is one dirty listerine slurper!!

by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006