Freak's definitions

jerk

..beef-jerk-y

I want some more beef jerky

by freak July 16, 2003

tanga

Woman, usually young, wearing a highcut skirt or shorts revealing the bottom half of her ass

That new girl in class is tanga from hell.

by freak June 18, 2006

umbrella power

A complex network of telekenetic psychic waves. Only a few select individuals are capable of using such network.

Moose called Annebelly with his umbrella power to tell her that tweakerbelle jumped off a bridge.

by freak December 20, 2003

hip

cool

My Dad is not hip.

by freak July 16, 2003

Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

by Freak January 21, 2003

wierd al

A stupid-ass misspelling of the name of the gretest singer of all time, Weird Al

i r teh stoopide likar uv wierd al

by Freak July 30, 2003

teenie

I'm a teenie and you're just jealous 'cause we get more attention from the bands we think are hot and the band members like us more than you!!!!

oh, i just samantha cos she only likes tony and benj for their looks!

by freak October 20, 2004